Furious Vulvas
A bittersweet chocolate vulva with pink peppercorns and Hawaiian pink sea salt
Chocolate vulvas, you say? Looks like a vagina to me! Actually, the vulva is the external female genitals, the vagina is all internal. Anyway, the point is that there is an awful lot of penis-shaped chocolate out there, and we here at Lagusta’s Luscious feel it is our duty to do something to correct that imbalance.
This chocolate is really, really good, too—filled with sweetly peppery pink peppercorns and Hawaiian alaea sea salt that is naturally reddish pink because of the intense amount of healthful minerals in the volcanic Hawaiian soil.
I like to think this chocolate represents strong women everywhere: beautiful, sophisticated, complex—and slightly hilarious.
The name Furious Vulvas comes from my friend Noel Furie, one of the collective members of Bloodroot Feminist Vegetarian Restaurant in Bridgeport, Connecticut. As a child she modeled for national ad campaigns, then married and had two children at a young age. Like so many women of her generation, in the seventies she became immersed in the feminist transformations taking place and began working at the then year-old Bloodroot restaurant. In the thirty years since she has been a backbone of the legendary restaurant and bookstore, as well as an inspiration to countless women because of her extreme tenacity, fierce politics, relentless work ethic, and wonderful sense of humor. I’m proud to count her as a friend and mentor.
Remember, there is a two-box minimum order (any variety). You might like to read about chocolate care and ordering details.
If you are placing an order to be delivered to New Paltz, NY please email your order to chef@lagustasluscious.com and we will hand-deliver your truffles for free. Ordering over PayPal will incur shipping charges.
If you are shipping your truffles to a destination over 65°F, select the Cold Pack option below and choose 2-Day Airmail as your shipping method during checkout. Only one cold pack is needed for every two boxes ordered.
12 vulvas, $12
add cold pack add gift wrapIngredients: organic and fair-trade chocolate, pink peppercorns, pink sea salt.